That's how I feel about my walking route. It begins with a long, straight stretch with a view of the Puget Sound. Then, maybe a mile into it, the path begins a long, rather steep descent, followed by some gentle rolling hills.
Today, at the rolling hills, I found myself overtaking a group of three women I'd been following for some time. Our strides matched, which was good because I wasn't interested in passing them and have them study my behind as I strode past.
My behind is really the least of my worries, but still.
But then on the first smallish hill, they slowed and I had no choice but to pass. I can't seem to slow my stride on hills, which is odd to me because I am not interested in having a heart attack and dying while wearing sneakers, but I just must continue marching onward, at the same pace or I am unable to tackle the hills whatsoever.
Anyway, so I leave those three long-legged (skinnier than me) women in the dust (well, misty rain). Up and down, gentle hills . . . and then, oh, the reason I hate my walking trail, the steep switchbacks.
If memory is correct, there are five switchbacks--so you go up one hill, regret the day you were ever born, level off a bit, and then another hill. Steep hills, too, hills that leave me gaping like a fish out of water, gasping for air. But not slowing . . . until the fourth hill which is longer than the rest and at the turn, doesn't let up, but continues up.
At that point, I heard voices behind me and I braced myself for humiliation for now the three moms would pass me. Drat. So, instead of lying on the side of the path and dreaming of ice cream, I trudge upward, slowly now, but still moving forward.
The voices behind me taunted me (in my own mind, of course--I was listening to Harry Connick, Jr. and Karen Carpenter and was not privy to their conversation) and then, finally, they passed me on the final hill.
That's when I saw that it was not the group of three women at all. This was a duet, two blonds in better shape than I. They did not even slow at the top, the glorious, blessed top, when I finally caught my breath and congratulated myself on walking even on this misty, cloudy day when all I really wanted to do was crawl back into bed and watch "Regis and Kelly." (How can anyone be so tiny?) Instead, I walked 3.5 difficult miles. Hooray me!
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Thank you to everyone who had such excellent suggestions (and heartfelt sympathy) on my last post. You guys rock! (And maybe I will respond by email to your comments if I can find some time this weekend. I always want to, but it's hard to find the time.)